Most people believe that it is permissible for an agent to kill an innocent threat—that is, someone who threatens his life without exercising agency. Call this the “commonsense view.” I offer two arguments against this view. First, I show that despite their efforts, recent defenders of the commonsense view have been unable to account for the wrongness of killing certain bystanders. In making this argument, I criticize the claim that one who kills a bystander, unlike one who kills a threat, uses another person as a mere means. Second, I argue that the commonsense view faces a dilemma in cases involving stationary innocent threats: it either draws arbitrary distinctions or else yields implications that its proponents would disavow. If I am correct, innocent threats pose no problem for theories that tie an agent’s defensive privileges to the other party’s culpability.